Seriously, I’m not trolling here, because I have always thought that I was the biggest male feminist since sliced bread. Decades ago, people would emphasize how great a thing was by saying, “____ is the greatest ____ since sliced bread!” I like to think that I’m the greatest and most woke feminist since sliced bread, but how can that be scientifically possible if bread does not have any kind of a brain with which it could decide to become feminist? I also know what idioms are, but are we sure bread isn’t secretly sentient (see: Sausage Party) and has been holding out on trying to communicate with us for so many years because it is afraid if we see how smart and WOKE it is, we’ll try assassinate all of it by eating all of it and never making any more, thus driving the “bread” species to total f**king EXTINCTION?! This has genuinely been puzzling me for the last few weeks, and I needed to get this off my chest at last and share it with some other people I know. Thoughts?