November 4, 2013 at 5:31 pm #116673
Tuesday morning Michael Musto and I are gonna do a podcast and we’re looking for schtick to make it amusing. I told him we should both cook up outrageous Oscar whisper campaigns ….
give me a good idea and I’ll quote you in the podcast …. SNAP! Go! Let loose your inner bee-itch ….November 4, 2013 at 6:07 pm #116675
Grown Ups 2 for Best PictureNovember 4, 2013 at 6:31 pm #116676
jaden smith for best actorNovember 4, 2013 at 6:38 pm #116677
Best Actress — Naomi Watts, DianaNovember 4, 2013 at 6:44 pm #116678
Whisper Campaign against Sandra Bullock:
Was Gravity actually filmed in outer space making the physical aspects to her role much less challening? GASPNovember 4, 2013 at 6:55 pm #116679
12 Years a Bomb at Box Office. If All is Lost opened in theaters would anyone care? I barked like a dog too after I saw Gravity! Captain Phillips was a coward and put his crew at risk! Meryl Streep was drunk when she made August: osage County. There were no actual fruits in Fruitvale Station. They cancelled all morning showtimes for Before Midnight. The Spectacular Now focused too much on the past. Spring breakers was a summer release. The way, way back was racist against people who grew up with a normal life. The monster in Monsters U never graduated from high school.November 4, 2013 at 7:01 pm #116680
Did Woody Allen write Blue Jasmine or
is it actually revealed as the long ago efforts of Frank Sinatra ?November 4, 2013 at 7:23 pm #116681
George clooney was drunk the whole time filming GravityNovember 4, 2013 at 7:33 pm #116682
Apparently. both Paul Greengrass and Alexander Payne passed on directing Gravity, saying that the screenplay was too challenging for them. The Gravity cast tried to change their minds by reminding them that they didnt read the screenplay either.November 4, 2013 at 7:34 pm #116683
The Hobbit can’t be nominated or win Best Makeup because there are rumors Peter Jackson hired real Hobbits from the SAG (Screen Atrocities Guild)
Jared Leto plays a woman, so he should be submitted in Supporting Actress
Melissa McCarthy for Best Actress for Identity Thief
Robert Redford deemed ineligible as he was REALLY stuck on the boatNovember 4, 2013 at 7:50 pm #116684
George clooney was drunk the whole time filming Gravity
Hahahaha! Well you know, in defense of George, he had to get high for the role.November 4, 2013 at 8:23 pm #116685
these are great! More! More — As for Clooney, he does admit that he no longer does Twitter because he’s a drinking man.
And he’s also a good pal to Gold Derby. I just heard yesterday that he’s agreed to do a Google Hangout with us. Just waiting now to find out when
As for other vicious rumors, how ’bout we claim Michael Fassbender uses a fluffer …. and Oprah doesn’t have to because hers is naturally bigger than his . ..
Steve McQueen isn’t really a queen. He’s merely a duchess …November 4, 2013 at 8:30 pm #116686
Our own Daniel Montgomery just came up with two hilarious ones that I will share with you here:
– Did you know blue isn’t really the warmest color? Scientists and paint
specialists have verified the existence of several warmer shades. Don’t vote for
a movie that lies about the relative temperature of pigments.
– Tom Hanks couldn’t actually pull off a Massachusetts accent for “Captain
Phillips,” so to cover it up all his dialogue had to be replaced by remixed
clips of Mayor Quimby from “The Simpsons.”November 4, 2013 at 8:42 pm #116687
Bruce Dern wasn’t acting – he actually thought he’d won a million dollars and was being driven to pick it up.
George Clooney directed Gravity.
Meryl Streep didn’t veto John Wells as director after he promised to cast her daughter as the lead in his next show.