“The Luke P. show is canceled!” That’s what “The Bachelorette” star Hannah Brown just told America during Monday’s “Men Tell All” special regarding this season’s never-ending drama with Luke Parker. The 25-year-old import/export manager from Gainesville, Georgia quickly became the villain of Season 15 after all of the other guys continued fighting with him regarding his infatuation with Hannah. Much of the two-hour episode focused on Luke trying to explain his version of events, but Hannah was having none of it.
“I’m tired of talking about him,” Hannah proclaimed toward the end of the episode. “Chris [Harrison], are you tired of talking about him? Are you all tired of talking about him?” When the eliminated guys all started cheering, the former Miss Alabama USA joked that ABC “will not renew” the Luke P. show for another season. She added, “God bless the United States of America. Roll tide!”
Hannah took most of the blame for Luke “being on our television screens for so long, way longer than really any of us ever desired.” As the audience chuckled, she confessed, “It’s my fault. A lot his. But I did it. I was there. I’m sorry.” Bachelor Nation, do you forgive Hannah for ensuring that Luke got so much airtime during this cycle of ABC’s reality TV show? Give us your take down in the comments section.
The next star of “The Bachelor” was not revealed during the tell-all episode, but our hope is that Mike Johnson will be cast as the Season 24 suitor. Of note, Big Mike was one of the few eliminated contestants who got special one-on-one time with Chris, and Hannah even hinted at one point that she’s going to be Mike’s “fan forever” and that she’s “rooting” for him.
Next week on ABC, we’ll all find out which of the Final 3 guys Hannah eliminates next. Will it be Tyler Cameron, Peter Weber or Jed Wyatt? See the complete list of every “Bachelorette” star.
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