Kevin Jacobsen is a contributing writer and transcriber stuck in an unhealthy relationship with the Oscars, the Emmys and most other award shows. They often get things wrong, but every once in a while, like when the Oscars selected "Moonlight" as Best Picture, he forgives all their past sins and embraces them once more. However, he will never forgive the Emmys for failing to reward Steve Carell for "The Office" and Amy Poehler for "Parks and Recreation," or the Oscars for giving Best Picture to "Crash" over "Brokeback Mountain." More of his intense feelings can be heard on his podcast, And the Runner-Up Is, which covers the likely runner-up in each Best Picture race at the Oscars.