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    Folks I just saw Parasite and I’m floored what a masterpiece of a movie. I have been thinking so much about this movie. I’m going to watch it again. I know remakes of amazing foreign movies don’t work. But who would you guys cast in an English language remake? And for which roles?

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    There’s already a show or a miniseries in the works, so this film version won’t happen.

    However, if it were a film, I don’t think they should cast super famous people.

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    No one. Leave it in peace #Neverparasiteremake

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    No one lol it is a masterpiece on its own

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    I’d cast the same actors so they could win Emmy.

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    Since it is for fun, let’s go for it.

    The rich family
    Jake Gyllenhaal – The Husband
    Michelle Dockery – The Wife
    Thomasin McKenzie – The Daughter
    Archie Yates – The Son

    The poor family
    Willem Dafoe – The Husband
    Laurie Metcalf – The Wife
    Elle Fanning – The Daughter
    Patrick Schwarzenegger – The Son

    Annette Bening – Former Housemaid
    Bill Camp – Former Housemaid’s Husband

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    Emma Stone and Scarlett Johansson

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    Nobody wants to see a white version of Parasite.

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    Read subtitles ya dummies

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    Since it is for fun, let’s go for it.

    The rich family
    Jake Gyllenhaal – The Husband
    Michelle Dockery – The Wife
    Thomasin McKenzie – The Daughter
    Archie Yates – The Son

    The poor family
    Willem Dafoe – The Husband
    Laurie Metcalf – The Wife
    Elle Fanning – The Daughter
    Patrick Schwarzenegger – The Son

    Annette Bening – Former Housemaid
    Bill Camp – Former Housemaid’s Husband

    I think if you HAVE to remake Parasite in America, race and racism should be layered into the story to justify the remake. One of these families should be cast with people of color.

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    No one. Don’t remake it. Don’t exploit a film that is supposed to be against capitalism.

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    I think if you HAVE to remake Parasite in America, race and racism should be layered into the story to justify the remake. One of these families should be cast with people of color.

    I thought about it but making one of the families Black made it seem offensive. If they are rich, they will be portrayed as stupid buffoons, if they are poor they’ll end up being “the help”, which is racist. It is why I chose all white actors.

    But a whole black cast would also work. But making the cast inter-racial would end up being problematic, which is another reason why it shouldn’t be remade.

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    Do. Not. Remake. Parasite.

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    I think if you HAVE to remake Parasite in America, race and racism should be layered into the story to justify the remake. One of these families should be cast with people of color.

    I’d make them the rich family.

    Wife – Regina King
    Husband – Sterling K Brown
    Daughter – Shahadi Wright Joseph
    Son – Evan Alex

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    Why is everyone getting pressed about this thread? It’s just for fun. I would participate but I haven’t seen the movie yet.

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