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    “You want a whore, buy her. You want a queen, earn her.” – Cersei Lannister (Lena Headey) on Game of Thrones

     

    But what about Arya’s “I know a killer when I see one?” 😉

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    I mean…

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    “I sometimes worry that I wouldn’t be such a feminist if I had bigger tits.”
    – Fleabag, Fleabag

    “Look, as his holiness the Dalai Lama once told me, you have enough blood to fill your heart or your schvontz. Not both.”
    – Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth

    “Doesn’t your comic friend have a car?”
    “No. She’s got, like, forty thousand hats, but no car.”
    -Tessie and Susie, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

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    “I just remembered I can’t go to drinks with you because I don’t like you.” – Fresh Off the Boat
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    “My council to you is to make your anger a passenger and not the driver, Gabby, because my anger took me on a road trip through every dive and brothel in South East Asia. The only reason my anger didn’t kill me was I picked up a tapeworm in Myanmar that acted as a kind of intestinal Brita filter.
    The poor thing tapped out after six straight years of nothing snake whiskey, Quaaludes, and chicken feet. Let me tell you something, that is a bowel movement that you do not soon forget.”

    -Jim Brockmire from Brockmire

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    ”Arise Ser Brienne, a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.” Ser Jaime Lannister, Game of Thrones

    “Theon, you’re a good man. Thank you.” Bran Stark, Game of Thrones

    “I think because my mother died and he can’t talk about it and my sister and I didn’t speak for a year because she thinks I tried to sleep with her husband and because I spent most of my adult life using sex to deflect from the screaming void inside my empty heart. I’m good at this!” -Fleabag, Fleabag

    “Hair is EVERYTHING” -Fleabag, Fleabag

    “No, I want someone to tell me what to wear every morning. I want someone to tell me what to eat, what to like, what to hate, what to rage about, what to listen to, what band to like, what to buy tickets for, what to joke about, what not to joke about. I want someone to tell me what to believe in, who to vote for, and who to love, and how to tell them. I just think I want someone to tell me how to live my life, Father, because so far I think I’ve been getting it wrong. And I know that’s why people want people like you in their lives. Because you just tell them how to do it. You just tell them what to do, and what they’ll get out of the end of it. Even though I don’t believe your bullshit, and I know that scientifically nothing I do makes any difference in the end anyway, I’m still scared! Why am I still scared?! So just tell me what to do. Just fucking tell me what to do, Father!” Fleabag, Fleabag

    “Kneel.” The Priest, Fleabag

     

    “This piece that I’m doing for class. It’s exactly what I should be doing. Yeah, no, and it’s great. What you’re doing is I’m terrified, okay? Because my piece is real. It’s not a character. It’s me. Raw, unapologetic truth with a capital ‘T.’ I mean, all caps, actually. I’m thinking like a writer now. I mean, this was stuff that I couldn’t even talk about without lying. And here I am, about to strip naked in front of a bunch of strangers and share something that I am massively ashamed of. Not literally. I don’t believe in nudity unless it drives the story forward. I’m afraid that they’re gonna judge me, and I’m afraid that Sam’s gonna find out and do something crazy. But I have to do this. It’s… it’s my story to tell. But then, I mean, so many other women have the same story. What, am I a spokesperson for them now? Could I be the face of a movement? I mean, what if I get it wrong? I mean, I resent the fact that Nick can get up there and talk about his ‘stomach condition,’ and it’s not like he has to be the poster boy for bulimia. But I get up there, and whatever I say, it’s like, ‘What are we saying about women?’ I mean, this is just my story! ‘But what if you get it wrong, Sally?’ ‘I don’t know.’ ‘You can’t get it wrong, Sally. But you can’t not tell it either, Sally, because it’s who you are.’ Which makes this thing that my agents sent me on today so fucking insulting. Payback Ladies? It’s just another shit male idea of what strong women are. Oh, oh, oh, grab a gun and some stilettos and get a goddamn blowout. ‘And look how strong you are now, Sally!’ It’s bullshit! Which, by the way, so is this. It’s quite possibly the worst thing I’ve ever read. But you want to know the worst part? You want to know what’s really driving me fucking crazy? I am so jealous that you’re reading for this. I have never had a director’s session for a feature, which is the same thing as a movie, P.S. And I have been doing this for way longer, and I think you’d agree that I am way better. I made you! And I’m actually represented by Gersh. Well, at least I was. I don’t even know if they’d rep me anymore after what I said in there today, but still, at least I held my ground, because I am an artist, okay, an artist, and this is not fucking art. But then, I mean, to be honest, of course, I’m so happy for you. I mean, of course, I want you to get this part, and I want to be the one to help you learn your lines and fix your inflections. But I need you to know that if you do get it, it’s gonna make me like…like a hundred times more insane. Okay? Continue.” Sally Reed, Barry

     

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    “In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave. In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just. In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent. Arise, Brienne of Tarth, a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms”

    Excuse me I have something in my eye….

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    “Can we get this balloon thing going before I … stab this f*cking b*tch in the t*at.” – Dead To Me

    SO fucking funny

    „Ok, she’s not human. She’s something else. I don’t know what.”- Barry (Episode 5 was a comedy masterpiece)

    this made me laugh harder than any other episdoe of tv this year … so funny

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    Out of context, nothing too heavy. In context, SHATTERS my FUCKING heart and then repairs it.

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    “Blockbuster ain’t going anywhere” – Jack Pearson, This Is Us

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    Kellyemm
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    “Boar on the FLOOR” Logan Roy (Brian Cox) Succession

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    The final line in Sharp Objects

     

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