Darlings, I wonder why that year was so weird in terms of nods. Back when they were surprising. Now they’re disgusting sheeps.

Darlings, Once and Always Trash in Hollywood isn’t winning the Oscar. It will be lucky to get a nod.

Darlings, no one is fiercer than the upcoming Emmy winner Lena Headey.

VOTE FOR HER, BITCHES.

Darlings, THE QUEEN HAS ARRIVED.

Darling, Newton is a magnificent actress but Lena Headey also deserved to win. As some user said, everyone in that category would’ve been a great winner except for Alexis Bledel and Millie Bobby Brown.

Darlings, Lena Headey has been deserving for every season, to be honest. And yes, that season 2 snub is clearly one of the most ridiculous I’ve ever seen but her losses for season 5, 6 and even 7 was UNFORGIVABLE for Emmy voters. She even deserved a dildo for season 4 (but yes Skyler also deserved). Death penalty should be used for them.

Darling, I wouldn’t mind Oh winning. I just think Emilia Clarke was a damn revelation in terms of acting this season and I loved her performance even though Disabled and Drowned’s writing was mediocre. The best performance is probably Viola Davis’ but she’s not winning anyways.

The thing with Lena Headey is that even though the dumb writers…[Read more]

Darlings, I want to say that Nikolaj Coster-Waldau’s ass deserves that dildo and not Overpresent Dinklage, who has already won three. A crime that Nikolaj has 0 and Dinklage 3. Just a crime.

The Emmys better reward the Lannister lovers. LENA HEADEY and ONE-HANDED WALDAU for the win. My ancient vagina would scream so loud if it happens that I…[Read more]

Darlings, Thatcher is on a holiday but came back just to say that LENA HEADEY’s pussy is finally going to be satisfied with a golden dildo on September 23rd. Bye, bitches.

Darlings, Spain should go with Pain and Glory if they want a dildo.

Darlings, as much as I want Carice or Jessica to win, we’re underestimating Cherry Jones. The voters have some ridiculous obsession to vote for The Handmaid’s Tale actresses in this category. So, Jones’s vagina could be rewarded with a dildo.

Darling, that episode was the last time I felt I was watching GOT. Every performance was on point there. I think it’s time for Nikolaj to get a dildo for his performance as Jaime. Emilia Clarke was also so brilliant this season… she deserves the dildo, too.

Darlings, Anne Baxter is THE LEAD in All About Eve.

Darling, your house is safe.

Darlings, Jessica Lange slaying as usual.

Darling, are you serious? Of course we do.

Darlings, Cheap Beyoncé isn’t going to win at all. Accept it.

Darling, do you really know what country I’m from? You’re a ridiculous and nauseating Tarantino groupie. Leave your Prime Minister alone or I will send a drone to bomb your residency area.

Darling, I just spit out my classy coffee.