Darlings, juwt watched “A Dangerous Method”. Crazy Knightley deserved to WIN best supporting actress.

Darling, your Prime Minister is 100% sure she was second. We needed a little more troops but I’m sure it was pretty close. Greetings!

Darlings, why are you all praising After Hours? It was pure unlistenable auto-tuned shite! I truly don’t understand the hype. Folklore on the other hand was very cute and its lyrics were fantastic. My favourite album of the year behind Cheap Madonna’s Chromatica! Both of them deserve a nod in AOTY

Darlings, Pose deserved a nod in Series! The disgusting transphobia and homophobia jumped out! Ugh, just watch this tribute video with Cheap Madonna’s new song! It’s fantastic!

Darling, how are you? I missed you! Yes, Stranger Things has a popular vote. Trust your beloved Prime Minister

Darlings, I told you… Stranger Things is more of a contender than you all thought… you just have to sit down and listen to your excellence Thatcher. As for the nominations… I’m happy for Drug addict Zendaya since she was spot on in her show but I screamed at how the Academy voters snubbed Big Little Lies and Abused Kidman like that… it was…[Read more]

Darlings, I’m so sorry… but this year your Prime Minister won’t be able to do her campaign for the Emmys… she’s busy trying to fight coronavirus with all the other world leaders. Please stay safe and wear masks… the GoldDerby reign will win this fight against the bloody virus! I hope all my citizens are good and see you next movie awards…[Read more]

Darlings, Chromatica is getting in.

Darlings, I just came to say that Chromatica is definitely getting nominated and may give miss Gaga her first AOTY Grammy. Her best received album from critics and it will sell very well. I think she can easily win this year.

Darlings, Gaga really delivered the gayest album of the year. I despised her but hell this album is SO GOOD. You complain about the lyrics, but I think they are brilliant. They may look simple but if you can find so many double intentions in them and they are more complex than they seem. Also, it can be ironic but it may be one of the saddest…[Read more]

Darlings, Westworld is getting nominations all across the board… can’t you see it? You’re also underrating Stranger Things as well as The Handmaid’s Tale. The three are getting in. It’s pretty clear.

Darling, yes. Natalie ate with that one.

Darling, she will be the first one in a while. Thatcher never lies.

Darling, I’m always good.

Darling, that Thatcher died, don’t you remember. Now I’m renewed and reborn.

Darlings, Journalist Aniston is getting snubbed. Your Prime Minister can smell it. And it will be deserved. She’s fine in The Boring Show but not as good as other candidates. Being honest may hurt some hearts, but it’s a Prime Minister duty to do so. So sorry, dear citizens.

Darlings, Pope Francis has spoken!!!!

Darlings, Natalie is talented as hell. Don’t act like roles offered to women are as good as the ones who offer to males in this disgusting industry.

Darlings, not that it was surprising but Guillermo del Toro won for an abolutely lazy and disgusting work in the Disgust of Water.

Darlings, the way Stranger Things is disgustingly winning this year…

Darlings, Shouty Dern just won an Oscar dildo for a cheap Renata Klein. The thing is the actual Renata Klein performance was MILES BETTER and she won it because her work in Big Little Lies season 2 ELEVATED her persona and her prestige. Shouty Dern deserves a nod and deserves this year’s Emmy for Best Supporting Actress in a Drama Series.

Dear…[Read more]