Darlings, are you really serious? Nose isn’t winning an Oscar over Joke. Not in the real world. Get it together!!!

Darlings, that Nerdy Eilish song in the trailer was awful.

Darlings, Richard Jewell? Stop this joke!

Darlings, Restrained Bonham-Carter did nothing but being there in The King’s Speech! No way that was a runner-up performance. I have to laugh. Literally all the other candidates were better. And I hate to say it because The King’s Speech is one of my favourite Oscar winners of all time. Weaver (yes, HER!) was the runner-up.

Darlings, Nose stans are the most annoying thing ever to appear on these forums. For Thatcher’s sake. He’s not winning for getting divorced against Joke playing a mental ill psycho. You need to wake up, dear citizens.

Darlings, Richard Jewell isn’t happening in a million years. I have to laugh hysterically.

Darling, the Globes loved to award Close, but they would’ve awarded Gaga in Musical/Comedy for sure and Gaga would’ve swept the season except for BAFTA maybe. Cooper’s ambition in going Drama fucked up ASIB chances in the race.

Darling, don’t worry. Monochrome Dafoe is snatching that dildo. Shirtless Pitt is not winning.

Darling, so am I and you all love me.

Darlings, imagine thinking Unfunny Waititi has a shot. I have to laugh. Disgusting to even think about it.

Darling, she won’t be winning. And she wouldn’t be worthy. She was just okay. Nothing extraordinary and the film was… atrocious.

Darling, GD users have always been delusional. Only Johansson and maybe Dern have a shot at winning. Nose is getting nominated at best.

Darlings, Host De Niro isn’t happening. Why are you so delusional?

Darlings, believe me. Awkwardfina’s mother won’t be nominated. Voters will be too lazy to write her name and will vote for an American supporting actress instead.

Darlings, Jack Nicholson was classy and Dead Ledger was decent. The rest are unbearable.

Darling, your rudeness against your former Prime Minister is not tolerable. You certainly look like a communist. I’m sending troops to your residency area.

Darlings, Divorcing Johansson is winning, but Theron definitely deserves a second Oscar before Wrinkled. I mean, I have to laugh.

Darlings, as the Prime Minister EsOS said, Divorcing Johansson is the frontrunner. She has the reviews and the buzz, a thing that Wrinkled doesn’t have. Journalist Theron is probably second.

Darlings, Bad Blake Cooper was the frontrunner then because Animatronic hadn’t any buzz until he won the Globe for the massive box office success of that rubbish. But here the things are different. You insist in Nose being the frontrunner, but Joke is taking the Globe and definitely SWEEPING. You need to wake up.